February 2011
vrgadinka asked: hey tumblr crush c:
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January 2011
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i’m high as fuuuuuuck and i just sneezed.
best. feeling. ever.
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I’m teaching myself how to play “Screw You” by Garfunkel and Oates. Fun times.
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365 Day Challenge
day 1 : hopes, dreams, and plans for the next 365 days
day 2 : something that’s illegal but that you think should be legal
day 3 : your reason for being here
day 4 : how you think your life would change if you achieved your dream
day 5 : something you would change about the world
day 6 : something you would like to change about yourself
day...
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I’m ghiradelli-gasming.
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It's naked time.
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Being single makes me even more intolerant of over the top pda.
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People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because...
– Dalai Lama (via fuckyeahyoga)
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The Negative Aspects of College
Me: “I want to come home one weekend next month.”
Dad: “Just make sure it’s not while we’re in the Bahamas… Oh I forgot to tell you! We’re going to Atlantis in a few weeks.”
Me: “UNFAIR!!! I’ve always wanted to go there.”
Dad: “Oh, and Mom and I are taking Natalie to Spain for spring break. You and Elizabeth aren’t...
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Natalie: “I want to come visit one weekend and go swimming in the lazy river and then go eat food.”
Me: “Yeah, that would be really fun! I could make you a nice, comfy nest on my floor and you could spend the night.”
Natalie: “Ewww, no!”
Me: “It’s not bad at all.”
Natalie: “Maybe you could sleep in a big, comfy nest on the floor....
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Cori: “I wish everyone called their dicks ‘schlongs.’”
Me: “I love schlongs.”
Cori: “If Max called his dick a schlong, I would be turned on immediately.”
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SUCCESS
My former party pal asked me to go out tonight...
I think I’m gonna go. Now that my brownie has finally worn off, I feel like a loser for not going to a bigger fiesta on my birthday.
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I just ate my birthday brownie…
:)
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IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, BITCHES
and it’s been gooood :) too good too fast though hahaaha… ima rest and recharge for the rest of the day because it’s gonna be craz-ayy.
my night has been made though… like 100 people sang “OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEEE OLEEE” in my honor. way better htan the happy birthday song, muthafuckas.
(im prob not making sense right now, but i don;t give a fuuuck)
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I LOVE MY FRIENDS
Jayne, Nola, and Liz all gave me fantastic birthday presents. Time to fiesta :)